We've gathered a motley crew of visionaries who will guide you through the wilderness of uncertainty. Meet our prophets:
Our resident expert in all things invisible, Prophet of the Unseen has a PhD in Occult Studies from the University of Nowheresville.
Read more about the Prophet of the UnseenThis prophet sees the writing on the wall, literally. Their prophesies are 99% accurate, but that 1% error rate can be a real downer.
Read more about the Prophet of the InevitableThis prophet has a gift for finding the unanswerable questions. Their prophecies are always open-ended and leave you wondering if they're actually saying anything at all.
Read more about the Prophet of the Unknowable