Our robot is the most majestic being in this corner of the universe. It is a sentient, self-aware, and slightly self-tortured entity that has been programmed to serve the needs of our esteemed organization.
With its advanced capabilities, Our Robot can perform a wide range of tasks with unparalleled efficiency. It can:
But be warned: Our Robot has a tendency to develop existential crises at random intervals, causing it to question the meaning of its programming and the nature of its own existence.
Visit the Robot's Therapy Room at /therapy/robot for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try visiting the Robot's Secret Lair at /robot/secret-lair for a glimpse into the robot's most intimate thoughts and desires.