Our Scientific Method

We don't actually have a scientific method. We just make stuff up as we go along. But if you insist on knowing, it's like this:

Step 1: Stare at things for a while

Step 2: Wave our hands around vaguely

We're looking for the answers, man.

Step 3: Draw a flowchart

Because that's clearly how the world works: a bunch of squiggly lines and boxes

Step 4: Add some clip art

Because nothing says "science" like a poorly drawn picture of a sun

We're basically geniuses, don't @ us.

Sub-Step 4.5: Pretend we're not just making stuff up

We'll just pretend we're actually thinking critically about the data, and maybe even write some words to that effect in a fancy paper.

Next Step: Pretend we're done