Our Innovative Services:
At Our Services, we offer a wide range of innovative solutions to problems you never knew you had. From brainstorming sessions that will leave you questioning your life choices, to an idea mill that will churn out more bad ideas than you can handle, we've got you covered.
Our Services: Brain Storming
Our team of expert brain stormers will sit with you and come up with ideas that are guaranteed to make you question our life choices. We'll throw around words like 'disrupt,' 'synergy,' and 'paradigm shift' until you're ready to pull your hair out.
Side effects may include:
- Irrational spending on unproven technologies
- Unsustainable business models
- Spontaneous combustion from sheer frustration
Our Services: Idea Mill
Our idea mill is like a never-ending faucet of bad ideas, each one more absurd than the last. We'll churn out concepts for the most niche markets, guaranteed to make you wonder how we ever thought this was a good idea.
Side effects may include:
- Accidental investment in pyramid schemes
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Spontaneous combustion from sheer boredom
Our Services: Disruption for Hire
Our team of expert disruptors will come in, shake things up, and leave you wondering how you ever managed without us. We'll break everything, just for the sake of breaking it.
Side effects may include:
- Unnecessary restructuring of your entire company
- Massive layoffs
- Uncontrollable crying