Neon Braintrust: Mind Reading Packages

Unlock the hidden depths of your brain with our cutting-edge services.

Are you tired of making decisions based on gut feelings? Do you wish you could tap into the hidden recesses of the human mind? Look no further! Our mind reading packages are designed to give you unparalleled insight into the thoughts, desires, and deepest fears of those around you.

Our Packages:

• Basic Brain Hacking - For the faint of heart. Get access to our standard mind-reading protocols, perfect for those new to the art of brain hacking.
• Advanced Brain Hacking - For those looking to take their skills to the next level. Unlock the secrets of the subconscious and bend reality to your will.
• Neon Braintrust Pro - For the masters of the mind-reading arts. Unleash the full potential of your cognitive powers and control the minds of those around you.

Side Effects May Include:

• Uncontrollable urges to tell your partner everything you know
• Increased risk of being institutionalized for "excessive mind-reading"
• Spontaneous combustion due to unbridled mental energies

Disclaimer: Not responsible for any brain damage or mental instability caused by our services. Use at your own risk.