Mind Reading Packages

Pro-Plus

Get access to our top-secret mind reading services. For only $50/month, you get:

Intrusive thoughts removed
Unnecessary thoughts suppressed
Mind-reading notifications on your phone

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Features

Thoughts are hidden from your family
We'll even block your boss's emails
Our AI-powered mind-reading software is guaranteed to make you more productive

Testimonials

"I was skeptical at first, but this service really works!" - John D.

"I can finally focus on my knitting!" - Jane S.

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