Mind Readings - Because Who Needs Therapy When You Can Just Read Minds?

Our Services

Get ready for an existential crisis, because our team of expert mind-readers will dive into your thoughts, desires, and deepest fears.

Telepathic Coaching

We'll tune in to your brain waves and give you advice that's guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

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Brain Wave Analysis

Our team of experts will break down your thoughts into manageable chunks of anxiety and self-doubt.

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Mind Melding

Join our exclusive group mind-reading sessions and find out what your friends are really thinking about you.

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Our satisfied customers:

I was skeptical, but now I'm a shell of my former self. - John D.

I thought I knew what I was thinking, but nope. - Jane E.