Expertly crafted mind readings, delivered with a dash of psychedelia.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated mind readers will delve into your inner workings, identifying areas of stagnation and offering tailored advice to get you thinking like a butterfly on a sugar high.
Our services include:
Want to get your mind blown? Click below for our Mind Readings Workshops.
"I never knew I could think so much about nothing!" - Satisfied client, anonymous
Meet our team of highly qualified, totally-not-just-people-in-vibes-experts:
Dr. Laserface McFacepants, our resident Neuro-Laser-Technology expert
Learn more about Neuralink Consulting Read about our cutting-edge NeuroLaserTechnology