Mind Reading Services

What We Offer:

• Mind Reading Services: We'll tell you exactly what you're thinking, even if you don't want us to.
• Mind Shielding Services: We'll shield your thoughts from our own mind readers (just don't ask questions).
• Mind Melding Services: We'll merge your thoughts with ours, because who needs personal boundaries, anyway?

Don't worry about our prices, because we're sure you'll want to pay us anyway.