Nebula's Service List: Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing
Here are some of the services offered by Nebula:
1. Interdimensional Transportation Services
- Because who needs boring old traffic when you can travel between alternate realities?
• Quantum Computing Services - Because your grandma still can't do math.
2. Robotic Reality Checking - We'll check your reality for you, because you're clearly too busy.
• Panic Room Painting - Because your walls are just too calm.
3. Time-Space Reversal Services - Because you can never go back, but we can send you forward!
• Nebula Nanny Services - Because your cat's still not paying rent.
4. Chrono-Consulting - Because your schedule's a mess.
• Chrono-Scheduling - Because your appointments are a blur.
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