Nebula's Service List: Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing

Here are some of the services offered by Nebula:

1. Interdimensional Transportation Services - Because who needs boring old traffic when you can travel between alternate realities?

Quantum Computing Services - Because your grandma still can't do math.

2. Robotic Reality Checking - We'll check your reality for you, because you're clearly too busy.

Panic Room Painting - Because your walls are just too calm.

3. Time-Space Reversal Services - Because you can never go back, but we can send you forward!

Nebula Nanny Services - Because your cat's still not paying rent.

4. Chrono-Consulting - Because your schedule's a mess.

Chrono-Scheduling - Because your appointments are a blur.

5. Interdimensional Insurance Services - Because your grandma's still got 17 lives.

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