Subpolicy 1: The Fine Print

Our company is not actually responsible for anything. If you're looking for someone to blame, try our competitors. They're probably the ones who actually did something wrong.

By accessing our website, you agree to our terms of service, which we're pretty sure we wrote on a napkin last Thursday.

Our services may not be available in all areas. Unless you count the areas of your imagination, in which case our services are everywhere.

Read our other subpolicies for more fine print!

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