Welcome to Experiment 7, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion! Our Infinite Coffee Machine is a marvel of modern science, where the boundaries of space and time are stretched to their limits.
With a mere 427 cups of coffee brewed, and only 23 complaints from the janitor, we're on track to achieve our goal of caffeinating the entire world!
Want to see the inner workings of this wonder? Click here for a detailed explanation of our patented "Caffeine Displacement Theory" and the intricate dance of steam and piston.
Or, if you'd rather just experience it for yourself, visit our Drink Test Suite, where you can try a cup (or 10) of our latest brews.
Don't say we didn't warn you...