Experiment 2: Unconventional Wisdom - The Results Are In!

Our team of highly trained, moderately caffeinated researchers have been conducting rigorous studies on the effectiveness of using only bright colors, bold fonts, and unnecessary borders in web design. And the results are... underwhelming.

We've discovered that the average user can tolerate 5 seconds of eye-searing visuals before making a decision to leave the site. Anything longer and they will question their life choices.