Blerg's Bland Bites: The Official Sponsor of This Website

We're proud to partner with the most thrilling, the most electrifying, the most completely-not-at-all-exhilarating snack food in the land: Blerg's Bland Bites! Their bland, unassuming flavor has been fueling our creativity for years.

Why Blerg's Bland Bites?

We love how their snacks are the perfect accompaniment to a good dose of existential dread and crushing disappointment.

Try Them Out!

Visit their website for more information on how to purchase their excitingly dull selection of snacks: https://blergsblandbites.com

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