Beth the Brutalist

Chief Architect of Discontent. Responsible for making our website look like a hot mess.

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Bert the Brutalist

Lead Developer of Unreliability. He's the one who broke our website 12 times this week.

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Cindy the Code Queen

Our resident genius who still can't get our website to work on IE6.

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Bob the Brutalizer

Our fearless leader who thinks our website is 'art.'

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