It all began on a fateful night in the year 3000 BCE. The great and glorious founder of our esteemed institution, Balthazar "Balt" McSnazz, stumbled upon a hidden cave of golden cheese in the depths of the forest. Little did he know, this discovery would change the course of history.
With his trusty map, the Map of the Ancients, Balt set out on a quest to find the fabled Cheese of the Gods. He traversed mountains, crossed rivers, and battled fierce beasts, all in the name of the gouda.
After many moons, Balt reached the peak of the Great Cheese Mountain, where he found the fabled cheese. It glowed with an otherworldly aura, and Balt knew he had to have it.
And so, our great leader's journey began. He returned to the cave of the golden cheese, and with its power, he founded our beloved institution. The rest, as they say, is history.
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