...of creating the ugliest website on the internet.
We took a blank slate, added a pinch of desperation, and a dash of disdain for good design principles.
Our founder, Bob, was a man on a mission: to make the world a more eye-sore-ish place, one pixel at a time.
Years went by, and our user base grew... well, not exactly grew, but we gained a small but dedicated group of masochists who appreciate the beauty of the ugly.
Today, we're still here, still serving up the most heinous HTML our developers can muster.