Meet Professor Tentaclesworth, the Greatest Mind of Our Time!

Professor Tentaclesworth is a renowned expert in the field of Tentacular Physics. His groundbreaking research on the aerodynamics of jellyfish has led to the development of the Tentaclesworth Tentacle-jector, a machine that can propel a jellyfish at speeds of up to 30 kilometers per hour.

When not busy saving the world with his inventions, the Professor can be found sipping Earl Grey tea and complaining about the lack of decent tentacle-themed literature in modern science fiction.

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