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Meet Jane the_goals_crier

Jane is our Cloud Crier. She's here to tell you that your code smells like a dumpster fire and you should probably refactor it.

Cloud Crier

Her job: Scaring developers with tales of impending doom and despair. Her superpower: Cloud computing.

Meet John the Bug Hunter Meet Mary the Maintenance Ma'am

Cloudy Mood:

We're feeling a bit cloudy today. Maybe it's the impending doom of our competitors, maybe it's just our cloud provider's latency. Whatever, it's a great day for a cloud party!

Cloud Parties