Our Expert 3: The Unpredictable

Our expert 3 is a certified chaos agent. When they're not busy turning the world upside down, they're busy eating Cheetos.

Side Effects:

• Unpredictable outcomes
• High risk of spontaneous combustion
• May cause excessive use of the F-word

Meet the rest of the team:

• Our Expert 1: The Enigmatic
• Our Expert 2: The Unconventional
• Our Expert 4: The Methodical

Side Effects 2:

• May cause dizziness or loss of balance
• High risk of being sued for damages
• May lead to an existential crisis

Disclaimer: Our experts are not actually experts, but they're working on it.

Side Effects 2 are not guaranteed. But they're probably going to happen.

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