We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are dedicated to making the world a slightly better place.
Our fearless leader, Zaphoid, has been leading us to the brink of chaos and anarchy since 2001.
Learn MoreBalthazar is our resident expert in all things sparkly and shiny. He can recite the periodic table from memory while blindfolded.
Learn MoreDr. Egghead is our go-to expert on all things egg-related. Don't ask her about the plot of "The Big Lebowski," though.
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