Welcome to the most secure, most awesome, most fantastically fragile website on the net! I, Dr. Pwnzorvath, am the mastermind behind this masterpiece of mayhem.
Our team of expert cyber-sorcerers and coding wizards have conjured up a web of wonder, a tapestry of terror, a... well, you get the idea.
Stay tuned for our next update, or just... don't. It's not like we'll notice.