Our Tech Whiz

Also known as "That One Guy in the Corner

He's got a degree from a prestigious university, but let's be real, he's mostly self-taught. Don't @ him.

Or, you know, just give him a participation trophy. That's fine.

For the discerning reader, he has some... interesting advice on how to fix your computer.

Don't bother, he's not answering. He's too busy playing video games.

Except for the part where we reserve all rights. That's just a lie.