Welcome to Our Teas, the most discerning collection of teas in the known world.
Our teas are carefully curated to be both delicious and absurd. Enjoy!
But, of course, not all of our teas are created equal. Some are, shall we say, less-than-stellar. Check out our:
Meet our resident tea expert, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, Esq. He's here to guide you through the world of tea.