Meet John "The Incomprehensible Wizard of the Internet" McGillicuddy, our team's resident expert in all things confusing and bewildering.
John's area of expertise is in creating code that's so dense, it'll make your eyes water just thinking about it. His mantra is "Code is like a good joke: it's funny until it's not."
We're not entirely sure what he does, but he seems to enjoy it.
View John's resume in all its glory
See what John's working on right now (if you dare)
Why we're stuck with John (just kidding, we're not kidding, we're actually stuck with him)