John's Late Night Hacks
Meet John
Our resident hackmaster, John, is a master of the night. When the rest of the world is sleeping, he's hard at work, coding away in his pajamas and sipping on a cold one.
Late Night Hacks
John's late night hacks are a series of innovative solutions to real-world problems. Some of his notable hacks include:
- The "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode" hack, which allows users to conserve energy by turning off their screens and pretending to be asleep.
- The "I'm not drunk, I'm just allergic to mornings" hack, which uses AI to simulate a hangover, complete with fake coffee-stained shirts and a "I'm not sure what day it is" expression.
- The "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just reorganizing my priorities" hack, which uses machine learning to generate a never-ending list of tasks that sound important but are actually just cat videos.
Our Other Hacks
Check out our other notable hacks: