Meet John, the Meaty Magic Mastermind

John is a master of Meaty Magic, a mystical art that defies explanation. He's been known to make the most skeptical of critics into believers with his unorthodox methods.

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Our Team's Favorite Meaty Magic Moments

The Time John Turned Water Into Sausages | The Time John Transmuted a Puddle into Pulled Pork | The Time John Made a Toaster Turn into Turkey

John's Meaty Magic Stats

John has successfully turned:

10,456 objects into meat

23,000 people into believers

42 cats into chicken nuggets (we're still working on this one)

John's Meaty Magic Tools

John uses a variety of tools in his Meaty Magic routine:

The Meaty Wand | The Meaty Matrix | The Meaty Toaster