John is a master of Meaty Magic, a mystical art that defies explanation. He's been known to make the most skeptical of critics into believers with his unorthodox methods.
Want to learn more about the Meaty Magic School, where students come to master the ancient art of turning anything into meat?
Learn more about Meaty Magic SchoolThe Time John Turned Water Into Sausages | The Time John Transmuted a Puddle into Pulled Pork | The Time John Made a Toaster Turn into Turkey
John has successfully turned:
10,456 objects into meat
23,000 people into believers
42 cats into chicken nuggets (we're still working on this one)
John uses a variety of tools in his Meaty Magic routine: