Meaty Magic
John's Meaty Magic is a team of highly trained, expert-level, meat-wielding wizards.
We specialize in the ancient art of Meat-Fu, a mystical discipline that combines the raw power of meat with the subtle nuances of magic.
Our team consists of:
- John: Master Meat Wizard, Lord of the Sausage
- Jennifer: Apprentice Meat Mage, Mistress of the Meatball
- Bob: Meaty Magic's resident expert on Meat-based Alchemy
Some of our notable achievements include:
- Defeating the Dark Sausage of Despair (2020)
- Cracking the Meat-based Enigma of the Perfect BBQ Sauce (2019)
- Conjuring the legendary Meat-Powered Flying Machine (2015)