Meet our coding guru, the one and only Balthazar McCodeface, who has been coding for 37 years without a break, except for that one time he coded in a toilet in 2003.
He's the master of brotherly love, the sultan of coding sisterhood, and the one who keeps us all in line with his brotherly rules.
He's also a self-proclaimed expert in all things coding. Don't quote us on that.
Our coding guru lives by the following code:
Always code with a sense of humor, especially on Fridays.
He's also a brotherly lover, always willing to lend a helping hand (or code snippet) to those in need.
Disclaimer: The Coding Guru Brother is not responsible for any gibberish generated code produced by his brotherly love.