Our tech team is a group of highly skilled, moderately caffeinated individuals who are here to make your browser feel like it's being put through a spin dryer.
We're not just coders, we're problem solvers, coffee connoisseurs, and expert procrastinators. We're the ones who make sure your browser loads in 3.2 seconds or less (results not guaranteed).
We have a vision for the future, and it involves a lot of cat videos. Our mission is to make the internet a more entertaining, more infuriating, and more cat-filled place.
Our tech vision is to make the impossible, possible. Like turning a toaster into a working time machine. (Currently, it's just a really good toaster.)
Our current projects include: