Our top-secret project codename: Sockpuppet-1. A clandestine operation aimed at infiltrating the world's laundry systems.
Led by the enigmatic and fearless, Agent Sockpup, this team of highly trained, highly motivated, and highly fashionable operatives have been perfecting the art of sock puppeteering for years.
Using advanced techniques in sock-weaving, fabric manipulation, and psychological warfare, we have managed to infiltrate the world's laundry systems and manipulate the sock-to-pair ratio to our advantage.