Background: In a bold attempt to revolutionize the field of doing nothing, our team has created a 10,000-line codebase for a feature that could have been done with a single function call.
Mission Statement
To prove that even the most complex solution is better, we've created a 50-page design document to justify it.
- Design Document 1: The Initial Pitch
- Design Document 2: The First Iteration
- Design Document 3: The Second Iteration (with more words)
Key Features
- 1. It's big.
- 2. It's complicated.
- 3. It's over-engineered.
Our team's collective IQ has increased by at least 10 points due to working on this project.
View the Project Roadmap (a 100-page spreadsheet)