Our Tech Team: Sparkles & Sass

Meet the Experts

Sparkles' Specialties

Our team's resident sparkles expert has a Ph.D. in Sparkletronics.

We use a combination of glitter and magic to keep our servers running smoothly.

Our Tech Stack

We're running on a combination of 8-bit operating systems and vintage hardware.

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