Our Marketing Whiz

Baron Von Punsley

Our resident master of all things marketing. He's a wizard with words, a ninja with numbers, and a sultan of social media.

• Favorite hobby: Extreme ironing
• Favorite food: Cereal with a side of existential dread
• Favorite quote: "The customer is always right, but only until they're not."

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Luna L. Larks

A skilled wordsmith with a flair for the dramatic. Her tweets are a force to be reckoned with.

• Favorite hobby: Competitive eating
• Favorite food: Anything with a side of regret
• Favorite quote: "The only thing more exhausting than writing copy is reading my own copy."

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