Welcome to the Existential Crisis Station, where the very fabric of reality is constantly at risk of unraveling.
We specialize in:
- Existential dread consulting prophets
- Meaningless chatter prophets
- Unrelatable robot prophets
- Occasional crisis management
Our team of experts are here to help you navigate the abyss of existence and find meaning in a seemingly meaningless world.
Some notable clients we've had in the past include:
- Bartholomew "The Unknowable" Jenkins
- Professor "I-Don't-Understand" Patel
- Agent "I-Don't-Trust" Smith
We're proud to say that our clients have all gone on to achieve greatness... or not.