We've got the secret sauce, and we're not sharing it.
Our Brain Wave Technique - A revolutionary method of stimulating your cerebral cortex with a series of high-contrast colors and pulsing lights.
Mental Iteration Protocol - Where we break down complex thoughts into manageable chunks, much like a digital compiler.
Brain Splinter - The art of extracting valuable ideas from the depths of the internet, one obscure blog post at a time.
Management Hierarchy - Where the line between management and chaos is blissfully blurred.