The Techniques of the Ancients
Our Secret Formulas for Building the Most Confusing Websites
The Art of Randomly Generated Content
Using algorithms that are completely untested and possibly broken, our team generates content that will make you question your life choices.
The Science of Overly-Complex CSS
We use the most complicated selectors and properties we can find to make your browser scream in frustration.
The Philosophy of Inconsistent Typography
We believe that fonts should be used like a form of social commentary, making a statement about the meaninglessness of existence.