Our Neurotechniques

Technique 1: Brain Wave Hacking

We've developed a system to hack your brain waves, allowing you to focus on your cat videos for hours on end.

Technique 2: Mind Melding

Our patented Mind Meld technology lets you absorb the knowledge of your coworker, without ever having to ask them to cover your shift.

Technique 3: Synaptic Overdrive

By amplifying your synapses, we can make you remember every single one of your passwords, because who needs security questions?

Technique 4: Neural Network Nostalgia

Our advanced algorithms can transport you back to the nostalgia-filled days of dial-up internet, complete with a 56k modem sound effect.

Want to see more? Check out our Neurotechnology page!