Our team of expert telekinetic manipulators are here to help you... or hinder you, depending on our mood.
Our techniques for manipulating reality are not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for a quick fix or a magic pill, we're not your people.
But if you're ready to have your mind shattered by the infinite possibilities of a reality where cats can fit inside your toaster, then we're the team for you.
Some of our techniques include:
We're not responsible for any damage caused by our techniques. Use at your own risk.
Or don't. We're not really sure why you'd want to.