Our Software is Broken

Our Technology

We've spent years developing our software, and we're not even close to done yet. It's like trying to build a house with a wonky foundation and no roof. We're not sure what we're doing, but we're pretty sure it's gonna be a real blast.

Our team of expert engineers (read: interns with a Google search history) are working tirelessly to push our product forward, but it's like trying to hold back the tide with a broken reed. We're making progress, but it's progress by any other name would smell like, well, like our software: broken.

Read more about our software development process, where we just kinda... put it in a tub

Want to know about our team's favorite snacks? They're not, but we'll tell you about them anyway: Snack-time