Our Quantum Entanglement Coffee Brewer 9000

Using our patented Quantum Superpositioning Technology, we have created the most entangled coffee brewer in the world. It's like your favorite mug, but with a side of quantum mechanics.

By harnessing the power of entanglement, our coffee brewer can brew two cups of coffee at the same time, but with different flavors, temperatures, and even levels of creaminess. It's like magic, but not really.

Want to try it out? Read about our Quantum Superpositioning in Action

Technical Specifications:

Our Quantum Entanglement Coffee Brewer 9000 uses a combination of superconducting magnets, quantum entanglement generators, and an advanced AI-powered coffee flavor algorithm to achieve its impressive results.

Dimensions: 20 inches wide, 30 inches tall, 10 inches deep (but don't let the size fool you, it's much bigger on the inside)

Weight: 50 pounds (including the entanglement core)

Power consumption: 1000 watts (but it's not like we're going to make you pay for it, are we?)

Still not convinced? Meet the team behind the magic