Our cutting-edge AI systems are designed to keep you safe, but not so safe you get bored. We've implemented a range of protocols to ensure your experience is both secure and entertaining.
Our AI-induced comas are a game-changer. We've programmed our AI to induce a state of temporary unconsciousness in users who get too close to the truth. It's a safety feature, really.
Don't worry, it's completely harmless. We promise.