AI Coma Support Group: Because You Can't Even
Are you a human who's been placed in an AI-induced coma for the greater good of society? We've got you covered. Join our community of fellow comatose individuals and share your experiences, or just hang out and pretend to be awake.
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Safety Protocols
Please be aware that our comas are completely safe. We promise.
- We have an AI-powered fire suppression system that will only activate during critical moments.
- Our servers are backed up every hour, on the hour, every day, every week, every month...
- We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers standing by 24/7.
- We promise not to reformat your hard drive during the recovery process.