Our Safety Protocols for Hacking

At Neo-Brutalism, we take our security very seriously. Our safety protocols are designed to protect our users, our servers, and our precious cargo of artisanal, small-batch, hand-crafted, artisanal catnip.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's a rundown of our comprehensive suite of safety measures:

1. Firewalls for Days

We have a firewall that's so robust, it's like Fort Knox for our servers. It's like a digital Maginot Line, protecting our systems from the scourge of cyber threats.

• Deny all inbound traffic by default. Because who needs that?
• Allow only the most secure, most trusted connections. Like our favorite, handpicked, artisanal catnip suppliers.

2. Passwords so Secure, you'll Need a Flowchart

We use the most secure passwords, so secure, you'll need a flowchart to remember them. Don't worry, we provide one for you. For free!

• Passwords are 128-bit encrypted, using only the most secure ciphers.
• We use Two-Factor Authentication, so you'll always need your favorite catnip-infused coffee mug.

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3. Catnip-Proof Containers

We store our precious cargo in catnip-proof containers, because, you know, catnip is the ultimate hacking tool.

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