Our Supercomputer: The Most Advanced, Most Expensive, Most Likely-to-Be-Overhyped Machine

Our supercomputer is so advanced, it's like a magic trick that never gets old! We've packed it with the most expensive components money can buy, because who needs to make a profit when you can make a statement?

With a whopping 1000 cores and a memory that's almost as large as a small island, our supercomputer is the perfect solution for any problem that's slightly more complex than a Sudoku puzzle.

Features:

• 1TB of RAM, because who needs to swap?
• 1000 cores, because who needs sleep when you can process 1000 tasks at once?
• Custom-built, hand-crafted by the finest engineers in the world (or so we claim)
• A special brand of artisanal, small-batch, locally-sourced coffee that's been infused into the system's DNA

Technical Specs | Why it Costs so Much