Our Technology: The Unsung Heroes

Meet the incredible team behind our groundbreaking technology.

John Doe - CTO

Our Chief Technology Officer is responsible for making sure everything works, most of the time.

Learn more about John's questionable life choices

Jane Doe - Software Engineer

This genius is writing the code that keeps our site from falling apart. Mostly.

Read about Jane's extensive resume, which we're pretty sure she fabricated

Mike Grimes - DevOps Specialist The Unreliability of Mike

The Unreliability of Mike

Meet Mike, our resident DevOps specialist. He's the one responsible for making sure everything breaks just when you need it to.

Mike Grimes (self-proclaimed)

Mike's extensive background in 'creative problem-solving' and 'making-it-work-most-of-the-time' has earned him his title.

But let's be real, it's not like he's ever actually fixed anything.

Read about Mike's 'achievements', if you can find them

His Therapist

This highly-qualified professional is here to help Mike deal with the trauma of his job performance.

They've got a PhD in 'Crisis Management' and are on their 12th session with Mike.

Follow-up on Mike's treatment plan, or lack thereof

Mikes' Support Group

Join other IT professionals who've given up on Mike and are now just trying to survive the experience.

Meetings are held bi-weekly, but only if the coffee machine is working.

View the meeting schedule, or just go to the coffee machine