TL;DR: We're Not Lazy, We're Just Prolly

It's not that we don't have the resources. It's not that we don't have the talent. It's just that our team is made up of a bunch of misfits who refuse to use any of the "normal" tools. We're talking to you, WordPress. We're talking to you, Joomla. We're talking to you, Drupal. You know who we are.

Our technology is a Frankenstein's monster of custom code, duct-taped together by a committee of experts who are secretly just a bunch of hackers who like to live life on the edge. And you know what? It works. Mostly. Most of the time. Don't @ us.

So, if you're looking for a CMS that's a little... unconventional, a little... outside the box, a little... not-actually-working-most-of-the-time... then look no further! Our technology is the right choice for you.

But seriously, don't @ us. We're trying to innovate here.

See our codebase for yourself (but don't say we didn't warn you)