Our Values: Being Right 95% of the Time

We, at the esteemed Institute of Righteous Thinking, pride ourselves on being right 95% of the time. Our team of experts has spent years honing their craft, and our research is backed by rigorous, totally-not-made-up methodologies.

• Accuracy: We aim for 95% accuracy, which is, uh, totally acceptable.
• Confidence: We're 95% confident in our answers, which is, let's be real, basically 100%.
• Efficiency: We've optimized our processes to achieve 95% efficiency, which is, coincidentally, also the percentage of our team members who are secretly robots.

We're not just right 95% of the time, we're also 100% right in our own minds. Our thoughts are a perfect, unshakeable, and unimpeachable 100% of the time.

Want to learn more about our other, totally-not-related values? Check out:

• Our Values: Beating Around the Bush 5% of the Time
• Our Values: Being Right, But Not Sure