About Us: Our Values

We value the art of bulking up on advertisements. Our goal is to make sure every ad is as obtrusive as possible, disrupting your browsing experience with reckless abandon.

We take pride in our bulky ads, carefully crafted to make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending game of "spot the ad" with every click.

Our values include:

Bulky Ads That Make You Cry,

Ads for People Who Just Want to Sleep,

Ads for People Who Are Clearly Trying to Escape

Bulky Ad

This is a bulky ad. You can't escape us.

Another Bulky Ad

We'll just keep coming back until you buy something.

Note: The subpages /about/our-values/bulky-ads/sad-ads-that-make-you-cry/, /about/our-values/bulky-ads/ads-for-people-who-just-want-to-sleep/, and /about/our-values/bulky-ads/ads-for-people-who-are-clearly-trying-to-escape/ are fictional and not actual pages on the site. They're just here for humor and creative expression.