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Our Values

At Ugly Inc., we believe that everything is ugly, and that's a good thing.

We celebrate imperfection, we revel in chaos, and we reject the notion of subtlety.

We're not just an employer, we're a family. A dysfunctional family, but still.

Our CEO is a chainsaw-wielding, egomaniacal tyrant who will never, ever, ever be satisfied with anything less than utter catastrophe.

Our employees are either secretly training to be ninja warriors or they're just really, really good at pretending to like our CEO.

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